Songs
This section of the site is dedicated to the songs written by Neil Hannon mainly for The Divine Comedy. For each one you'll find info, lyrics, scores or tabs.
Thanks to everyone who has helped set up the chords and tabs, and especially to Jon-Senior. For other tabs and scores, you can visit the TDC Music website.
Office Politics
Queuejumper
Office Politics
Norman And Norma
Absolutely Obsolete
Infernal Machines
You'll Never Work In This Town Again
Psychological Evaluation
The Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale
The Life And Soul Of The Party
A Feather In Your Cap
I'm A Stranger Here
Dark Days Are Here Again
Philip And Steve's Furniture Removal Company
'Opportunity' Knox
After The Lord Mayor's Show
When The Working Day Is Done
Office Politics
Norman And Norma
Absolutely Obsolete
Infernal Machines
You'll Never Work In This Town Again
Psychological Evaluation
The Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale
The Life And Soul Of The Party
A Feather In Your Cap
I'm A Stranger Here
Dark Days Are Here Again
Philip And Steve's Furniture Removal Company
'Opportunity' Knox
After The Lord Mayor's Show
When The Working Day Is Done
Foreverland
Bang Goes The Knighthood
Victory For The Comic Muse
Absent Friends
Regeneration
A Secret History
National Express
Something For The Weekend
Everybody Knows (Except You)
Generation Sex
Becoming More Like Alfie
The Summerhouse
Your Daddy's Car
The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count
The Frog Princess
Gin Soaked Boy
Lucy
Songs Of Love
In Pursuit Of Happiness
I've Been To A Marvellous Party
The Certainty Of Chance
Too Young To Die
Tonight We Fly
Something For The Weekend
Everybody Knows (Except You)
Generation Sex
Becoming More Like Alfie
The Summerhouse
Your Daddy's Car
The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count
The Frog Princess
Gin Soaked Boy
Lucy
Songs Of Love
In Pursuit Of Happiness
I've Been To A Marvellous Party
The Certainty Of Chance
Too Young To Die
Tonight We Fly
Fin De Siècle
A Short Album About Love
Casanova
Promenade
Liberation
Fanfare For The Comic Muse
B-sides
Jerusalem
New Wave
Intifada
Monitor
Birds Of Paradise Farm
Motorway To Damascus
London Irish
Little Acts Of Kindness
Postcards To Rosie
Last Stand In Metroland
Maryland Electric Rainstorm
Overstrand
The Heart Of Rock And Roll
This Side Of Paradise
I Am
Soul Trader
You
Get Me To A Monastery
Born With A Broken Heart
Edward The Confessor
New Wave
Intifada
Monitor
Birds Of Paradise Farm
Motorway To Damascus
London Irish
Little Acts Of Kindness
Postcards To Rosie
Last Stand In Metroland
Maryland Electric Rainstorm
Overstrand
The Heart Of Rock And Roll
This Side Of Paradise
I Am
Soul Trader
You
Get Me To A Monastery
Born With A Broken Heart
Edward The Confessor
U.S.E.
No Excuses
Thinking The Unthinkable
Idaho
Girl Least Likely
All Things
Anthem For Bored Youth
Mr. Right
Don't Blame The Young
Premonition Of Love
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Pamplemousse
Absolute Power
Long Slow Suicide
Miss Sharapova
On The Barge
Oscar The Hypno-Dog
Your Lucky Day
Don't Mention The War
No Excuses
Thinking The Unthinkable
Idaho
Girl Least Likely
All Things
Anthem For Bored Youth
Mr. Right
Don't Blame The Young
Premonition Of Love
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Pamplemousse
Absolute Power
Long Slow Suicide
Miss Sharapova
On The Barge
Oscar The Hypno-Dog
Your Lucky Day
Don't Mention The War
Demos & Unreleased
A Little Bit Of Love (Goes A Long Long Way)
A Short Film About Chance
A Short Film About Dreams
A Short Film About Driving
A Short Film About Waiting
Antidepressant
ARP Break
Assume The Goldsmith
ATMOS
Behave Yourself
Bergerac Window Sting
Beside The Railway Tracks
Black Holes
Bontempi Beats 1
Bontempi Beats 2
Bontempi Beats 3
Boy With A Harmonica
Christmas With The Hannons
Crapper's Delight
Dance To The Music Of Time
Death And The Mellotron
Digital Watch
Dulally Polka
Elaine
Electro Wurly Groove
Emergency Services Advert
Father Ted Theme
Fathers Tiernan, Rafter, Cafferty and Leonard's Kraftwerk tribute song
Funny
Garden Cities
Girl Overboard
Golf Buggy Tango
Grinchworm
Grizzly Knife Attack
Guantanamo
Hannon's Game
Happiness
Heart Of Darkness
Hope Springs Eternal
How Can You Not Be Me
How's Your Wireless?
I Can Think (But I Can't Feel)
If You Run
Interlude 1AM
Interlude 1PM
Interlude 7AM
Irrelevant
L-O-V-E
La Dolce Vita
Large Mellotron Collider
Life's To Long
Little Darlin'
Lost Prom Jam
Love/Hate Relationship
Melbourne
Millennia Ensemble Overture
Nordyland 83
Nothing's New
Oh Christina
Olivia, New Tron Song
Only For Tonight
Over And Over
Painting The Forth Bridge
Pictures
A Short Film About Chance
A Short Film About Dreams
A Short Film About Driving
A Short Film About Waiting
Antidepressant
ARP Break
Assume The Goldsmith
ATMOS
Behave Yourself
Bergerac Window Sting
Beside The Railway Tracks
Black Holes
Bontempi Beats 1
Bontempi Beats 2
Bontempi Beats 3
Boy With A Harmonica
Christmas With The Hannons
Crapper's Delight
Dance To The Music Of Time
Death And The Mellotron
Digital Watch
Dulally Polka
Elaine
Electro Wurly Groove
Emergency Services Advert
Father Ted Theme
Fathers Tiernan, Rafter, Cafferty and Leonard's Kraftwerk tribute song
Funny
Garden Cities
Girl Overboard
Golf Buggy Tango
Grinchworm
Grizzly Knife Attack
Guantanamo
Hannon's Game
Happiness
Heart Of Darkness
Hope Springs Eternal
How Can You Not Be Me
How's Your Wireless?
I Can Think (But I Can't Feel)
If You Run
Interlude 1AM
Interlude 1PM
Interlude 7AM
Irrelevant
L-O-V-E
La Dolce Vita
Large Mellotron Collider
Life's To Long
Little Darlin'
Lost Prom Jam
Love/Hate Relationship
Melbourne
Millennia Ensemble Overture
Nordyland 83
Nothing's New
Oh Christina
Olivia, New Tron Song
Only For Tonight
Over And Over
Painting The Forth Bridge
Pictures
Postlude
Reconnecting
Road Crew
Rose For The Lady
Samantha's Theme
Say Goodbye To The Summer
Slow Boat To China
Small Paul Song
Smiler
Soft Power
Solsbury Eel
Something Before The Weekend
Soul Destroyer
Stereo Laboratory
Super-Natural
Swimming With Dolphins
Take Your Drum
Teach Us To Love
Tell Me What's Wrong
Thanks For All The Fish
The 'Nin Huugen and the Huugen Notes' song
The Adventurous Type
The Berlin Airlift
The Bird Evolution
The Bitter End
The Bright Lights Of Ealing
The Chuck Fleetwood Smiths
The Circular Firing Squad
The Dark Horse
The Debt Collectors
The Divine Comedy Ltd.
The Erotic Dreams Of Andrea Palladio
The I.T. Crowd Theme
The Loneliest Man In The World
The New Middle Ages
The Night Is Not Enough
The Power
The Promise
The Rough With The Smooth
The Score
The Walshes
The Winter Blues
The World Is Not Enough
Them Chattering Teeth
Then Four Buses Came Along At Once
Tiffin Tin
Timewatch
To Our Fathers In Distress - A Walk
To Our Fathers In Distress - Breakfast
To Our Fathers In Distress - Evening Prayer
To Our Fathers In Distress - Morning Service
To Our Fathers In Distress - Sunday Lunch
To Our Fathers In Distress - The Gathering Gloom
Tomorrow's World Theme
Trafalgar
Up
What's It Like To Be You
What's Wrong With You
When You Believe In Me
Where Have All The Milkmen Gone
Wide Open Spaces
Windy Pop
Ya Sumeera
You'll Never Know
Reconnecting
Road Crew
Rose For The Lady
Samantha's Theme
Say Goodbye To The Summer
Slow Boat To China
Small Paul Song
Smiler
Soft Power
Solsbury Eel
Something Before The Weekend
Soul Destroyer
Stereo Laboratory
Super-Natural
Swimming With Dolphins
Take Your Drum
Teach Us To Love
Tell Me What's Wrong
Thanks For All The Fish
The 'Nin Huugen and the Huugen Notes' song
The Adventurous Type
The Berlin Airlift
The Bird Evolution
The Bitter End
The Bright Lights Of Ealing
The Chuck Fleetwood Smiths
The Circular Firing Squad
The Dark Horse
The Debt Collectors
The Divine Comedy Ltd.
The Erotic Dreams Of Andrea Palladio
The I.T. Crowd Theme
The Loneliest Man In The World
The New Middle Ages
The Night Is Not Enough
The Power
The Promise
The Rough With The Smooth
The Score
The Walshes
The Winter Blues
The World Is Not Enough
Them Chattering Teeth
Then Four Buses Came Along At Once
Tiffin Tin
Timewatch
To Our Fathers In Distress - A Walk
To Our Fathers In Distress - Breakfast
To Our Fathers In Distress - Evening Prayer
To Our Fathers In Distress - Morning Service
To Our Fathers In Distress - Sunday Lunch
To Our Fathers In Distress - The Gathering Gloom
Tomorrow's World Theme
Trafalgar
Up
What's It Like To Be You
What's Wrong With You
When You Believe In Me
Where Have All The Milkmen Gone
Wide Open Spaces
Windy Pop
Ya Sumeera
You'll Never Know